Stitch, Bitch n’ Die, by Joseph Scrimshaw, an adult-themed comedy murder mystery, is being produced by Portage Area

Community Theatre and directed by Bob Viking. This dinner theater production is being held at the banquet facility at Northwoods Inc., two miles south of Portage on Highway 51S.

Stitch, Bitch n’ Die celebrates and pokes fun at the crafting arts and takes place at K.U.I. (Knitting Under the Influence), a combination yarn store and wine bar. Lucy, the store owner, and her caustic knitting friends, find a fresh target for their bitching when a smug screen writer arrives to interview them about his new “knitting-inspired” murder mystery screen play. But life quickly imitates art when the lights go out and…

well, you’ll have to see the show.

Who is guilty? Who is innocent? Suspicion falls on everyone. And oh yeah, who will finish their scarf first? Be sure to get your reserved ticket in order to find out!

By the way...

The shows are B.Y.O.K – Bring Your Own Knitting -
Craft away during the show to be entered in a special drawing.

Performances are April 23-26 & May 1-3. Tickets are only $25 for dinner and show and are available here on our website, or at the Portage Furniture Store in person ONLY. Advance ticket purchase is required and all sales are final. You will be given the best available seat based upon the date of your purchase.

  • Thursday, Friday, and Saturday: cash bar at 5:30pm, dinner at 6:30pm, and show at 7:30pm.
  • Sunday: cash bar at 11am featuring Mimosa’s, dinner at 12pm, and show at 1pm.

Questions? Feel free to contact director Bob Viking at 608-742-3009.

Stitch, Bitch ‘N Die!

Cast of Stitch, Bitch 'N Die

Cast of Stitch, Bitch ‘N Die

First show starts in:

Buy TICKETS and See the Poster here!